Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Before N After

Received from Epes A Chosid. Thanks.
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Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it, starting from botom (Can I trust you?) up !!!!

4 comments:

LakewoodShmuck said...

OUTRAGEously funny!!! who ever thought that that holy chosid of all peaople would come up with this!

rebelwithacause said...

LOL

Miriam said...

Can I borrow some of these to pass on to Shalom Bayit blog, with due credits from you?

its this blog:
http://www.shalombayit.blogspot.com/

Jacob Da Jew said...

No problem, Miriam.