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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the  country,
walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:

CHEESE BURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he
walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker,

"are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies,

"Well, wash your hands really good, I want a cheeseburger.