Can you find the lost puppy?

Received from D.S. TY.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



I know most of you are all dog lovers.

Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua and is desperate to find him.
She does a lot of traveling and always takes her dog with her.

Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV. She called out for her
puppy with no response, and the back door was open.

She has been putting up signs everywhere. If you see this dog, please
let me know and I will notify her. Your help would be greatly appreciated.

We know where YOu are..

Saw this one by Ahuva S, one of my Facebook buddies.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks, " How come the
Jews know everything before we do?"


The CIA chief says, "The Jews have this expression: ' Vus titzuch?'

The President says, "What does that mean?"

"Well, Mr. President", replies the CIA chief, "it's a Yiddish expression which roughly translates to 'what's happening' ". "They just ask each other and they know everything."

The President decides to personally go undercover to determine if this
is true. He gets dressed up as an Orthodox Jew (black hat, beard, long black coat ) and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York ,picked up in an unmarked car , and dropped off in Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhood.

Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. The President stops him and whispers, "Vus titzuch?"

The old guy whispers back: "Bush is in Brooklyn" .