You might be Yeshivish if....

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*If one of your wife's shaitels cost more than both of
your cars...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you mow the lawn wearing a black wool suit...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you let your eight-year-old babysit for her five
younger siblings...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you consider chulent a basic food group...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you read about a "Rabbi Emeritus" and think he
must come from Greece...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you use words like "davka", "mamish", and "
skoiach" in every conversation, even when talking to
your maid or the checkout clerk...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you're intimately familiar with which Paskez
treats can be bought with food stamps...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you visit Loehman's Back Room before every Yom
Tov...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you think "parve" is an official ice cream
flavor...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If your grandchilden are older than some of your
children...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you had to got engaged after three dates because
there are only three airports in the NY area...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you go to a wedding with your wife and only see
one another for the car ride there and back...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you think "schmorgasbord" is a yiddish word...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If the school bus breaks down and they ask to borrow
your van...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If your wife's clothing choices are not affected by
seasonal changes...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If "kugel making" is the primary female right of
passage for your daughters...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you want to go fishing on vacation so you can
catch your own gefilte...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If your wife keep her wigs on the dresser and your TV
in the clothes  closet...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If your wife enclosed cooking assignments with your
son's bar mitzvah invitations...
You Might Be Yeshivish!

*If you heard about this article but can't read it
because the internet was ossered...
You Might Be Yeshivish!!!